And for those fond of risque photos.
Need not be halloween for you to send this. A bit saracastic, eh??
I told you I was a busy body.
FROM: Arya Razavi
Monday, January 23, 2012
Greeting Cards for Spammers
This one should get your message across.
Need not be halloween for you to send this. A bit saracastic, eh??
I told you I was a busy body.
FROM: Arya Razavi
Need not be halloween for you to send this. A bit saracastic, eh??
I told you I was a busy body.
FROM: Arya Razavi
Time Machine of Music
This one is real neat. It's sort of a time machine of music. Each of the year below connects to the best 20 hits of that year. Click a year, wait a few seconds, and the Juke Box will show you the 20 hits to select from. You can play all 20 hits, or just those that you like.ááá Hope you like it... try it out.
> > >1940 | > > >1950 | > > >1960 | > > >1970 | > > >1980 | > > >1990 |
> > >á1941 | > > >á1951 | > > >á1961 | > > >á1971 | > > >á1981 | > > >á1991 |
> > >á1942 | > > >á1952 | > > >á1962 | > > >á1972 | > > >á1982 | > > >á1992 |
> > >á1943 | > > >á1953 | > > >á1963 | > > >á1973 | > > >á1983 | > > >á1993 |
> > >á1944 | > > >á1954 | > > >á1964 | > > >á1974 | > > >á1984 | > > >á1994 |
> > >á1945 | > > >á1955 | > > >á1965 | > > >á1975 | > > >á1985 | > > >á1995 |
> > >á1946 | > > >á1956 | > > >á1966 | > > >á1976 | > > >á1986 | > > >á1996 |
> > >á1947 | > > >á1957 | > > >á1967 | > > >á1977 | > > >á1987 | > > >á1997 |
> > >á1948 | > > >á1958 | > > >á1968 | > > >á1978 | > > >á1988 | > > >á1998 |
> > >á1949 | > > >á1959 | > > >á1969 | > > >á1979 | > > >á1989 | > > >á1999 |
Sunday, January 22, 2012
John Deere
A man driving a motorhome got hopelessly bogged down in an unexpected muddy hole along a dirt road. After a few minutes, a passing farmer drove by on his John Deere tractor and offered to pull him out for only $25.
After the motorhome was back on dry ground the man said to the farmer, "At those prices, I bet you're pulling vehicles out of this mud day and night."
"Can't," replied the farmer. "At night I haul water for the hole."
After the motorhome was back on dry ground the man said to the farmer, "At those prices, I bet you're pulling vehicles out of this mud day and night."
"Can't," replied the farmer. "At night I haul water for the hole."
Saturday, January 21, 2012
Two Ladies
Two Ladies talking in the after life....
Sylvia: Hi! Wanda..
Wanda: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?
Sylvia: I froze to death.
Wanda: How horrible!
Sylvia: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
Wanda: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
Sylvia: So, what happened?
Wanda: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
Sylvia: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
Sylvia: Hi! Wanda..
Wanda: Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?
Sylvia: I froze to death.
Wanda: How horrible!
Sylvia: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?
Wanda: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
Sylvia: So, what happened?
Wanda: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
Sylvia: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.
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